The beer garden physics of high-tensile fasteners and some driveway therapy on lockdown: a pre-emptive strike against the pain-in-the-arse that is changing a spare tyre at the roadside…
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A shitbox Wrangler has parked on its side after flipping out twice during crash testing in the US. Are you dumb enough to buy this so-called iconic and rugged coffin-on-wheels?
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Perfect storm for Australian new car buyers as sales plunge to their lowest levels in 30 years. Meanwhile, car industry lobby group shitheads prepare a medieval assault on the Aussie taxpayer…
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Do you really need to run in your shiny new ute before towing a trailer daily for work? Here’s what to do…
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Controversy over the Jedi mastery of holding the steering wheel continues. Are you still doing it wrong?
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The car industry’s grubby little anti-consumer lobby group is at it again. So incredibly dependable…
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A dead car battery pandemic is sweeping the western world: such a soul-crushing experience. Here’s how to avoid it…
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In entertainment news, the zombie pandemic is presently rat-fucking the entire global oil industry. And you thought it was all bad news.
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Detroit V Holden dealers: GM remains confident of securing gold in the rat-humping and back-stabbing events at the rescheduled Tokyo Olympics, kicking off in just 459 days…
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Not using your car that much on lockdown? You’re not actually thinking about letting the servicing slide, are you? Bad idea…
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The zombie apocalypse is about to claim another victim, only this time it’s a happy story. Put the champagne on ice and warm up the Ming Molls, or your closest equivalent...
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Finally, some good news: fewer people have died on Australian roads this Easter. Talk about blessings in disguise…
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As Holden dealers run out of stock early, at least you can count on GM to continue behaving like zero-ethics arseholes, right to the bitter end. Entertainingly so...
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The car industry weighs in on sanitation during zombie apocalypse, apparently without doing basic research…
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Warranty is a pivotal consideration for many new car buyers - but if you're one such person, you're mistaken. Here’s why…
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Car dealers have started begging for government bail-outs thanks to the zombie apocalypse. This significant group of arseholes are, apparently, running out of toilet paper…
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The major failure, just out of warranty: a chilling scenario for any car owner. Dealers and carmakers often prey on consumers ignorant of basic consumer law. So don’t be…
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The zombie apocalypse has flatlined new car sales here in Shitsville. It’s the perfect storm if you’re in a position to buy a new car right now.
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Safe roads versus safe cars, inspired by an excellent question from you. So, exactly how risky is driving in this world of ours?
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Honda says it’s gonna get profitable here in Australia again, by slashing dealers and halving its sales. Yeah, good plan.
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