Wheel nuts: how to anti-seize without over-tightening
The beer garden physics of high-tensile fasteners and some driveway therapy on lockdown: a pre-emptive strike against the pain-in-the-arse that is changing a spare tyre at the roadside…
Jeep Wrangler rollover: epic crash test failure
A shitbox Wrangler has parked on its side after flipping out twice during crash testing in the US. Are you dumb enough to buy this so-called iconic and rugged coffin-on-wheels?
April 2020 new car sales plunge
Perfect storm for Australian new car buyers as sales plunge to their lowest levels in 30 years. Meanwhile, car industry lobby group shitheads prepare a medieval assault on the Aussie taxpayer…
Practical engine run-in advice for tradies in utes
Do you really need to run in your shiny new ute before towing a trailer daily for work? Here’s what to do…
Performance driving hand repositioning
Controversy over the Jedi mastery of holding the steering wheel continues. Are you still doing it wrong?
Aftermarket ute trays: safety concern or industry smear campaign?
The car industry’s grubby little anti-consumer lobby group is at it again. So incredibly dependable…
Dead battery pandemic: DIY in lockdown
A dead car battery pandemic is sweeping the western world: such a soul-crushing experience. Here’s how to avoid it…
Oil price plunges below zero for the first time in history
In entertainment news, the zombie pandemic is presently rat-fucking the entire global oil industry. And you thought it was all bad news.
Holden V dealers: an epic Mexican stand-off
Detroit V Holden dealers: GM remains confident of securing gold in the rat-humping and back-stabbing events at the rescheduled Tokyo Olympics, kicking off in just 459 days…
Car servicing on lockdown: should you skip it?
Not using your car that much on lockdown? You’re not actually thinking about letting the servicing slide, are you? Bad idea…
The sins and corruption of criminal Aussie speed camera company Redflex
The zombie apocalypse is about to claim another victim, only this time it’s a happy story. Put the champagne on ice and warm up the Ming Molls, or your closest equivalent...
Lockdown just made the roads safer
Finally, some good news: fewer people have died on Australian roads this Easter. Talk about blessings in disguise…
ACCC investigates GM’s conduct in closing down Holden
As Holden dealers run out of stock early, at least you can count on GM to continue behaving like zero-ethics arseholes, right to the bitter end. Entertainingly so...
Disinfecting your car is car industry fear-mongering
The car industry weighs in on sanitation during zombie apocalypse, apparently without doing basic research…
Factory warranty doesn't matter when buying your next new car
Warranty is a pivotal consideration for many new car buyers - but if you're one such person, you're mistaken. Here’s why…
Struggling car dealers beg for government assistance
Car dealers have started begging for government bail-outs thanks to the zombie apocalypse. This significant group of arseholes are, apparently, running out of toilet paper…
Consumer Law protection after warranty: knowledge is power
The major failure, just out of warranty: a chilling scenario for any car owner. Dealers and carmakers often prey on consumers ignorant of basic consumer law. So don’t be…
March new car sales collapse
The zombie apocalypse has flatlined new car sales here in Shitsville. It’s the perfect storm if you’re in a position to buy a new car right now.
How dangerous is driving, really?
Safe roads versus safe cars, inspired by an excellent question from you. So, exactly how risky is driving in this world of ours?
Honda backfoot: fixed-pricing, fewer dealers, new business model
Honda says it’s gonna get profitable here in Australia again, by slashing dealers and halving its sales. Yeah, good plan.