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NAMED & SHAMED: The AutoExpert Lemon List
I tell the truth about cars, and the worst carmakers hate me for it. The truth is, not all cars, and certainly not all carmakers, are created equal. Buying a lemon is an abject disaster, which often hits you with the double-whammy of poor reliability and woeful support from the manufacturer. Buying a car from the worst carmakers is just too risky.
Why don’t we go 100 per cent ‘bush mechanic’ and run our diesel cars on kerosene? That’s a question from you - well, one of you at least.
Battery-powered CEO Elon Musk just smoked the most expensive joint in history - live. Unfortunately, a new high for the $20 billion space boy also means a new low for Tesla shareholders
The ACCC channels Faust, while VW’s lawyers train for the 100m ‘bend at the waist’ at the Tokyo Olympiad - metaphorically. Move over Cirque du Soleil...
Will our fine regulators here in Shitsville follow in the knee-jerking footsteps of the Eurostanis and ban diesels in our so-called cities? Let's find out if that might work
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WHAT CUSTOMERS ARE SAYING
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My service explained
It's not rocket science. I'm in a commercial partnership with one of the largest fleet management operations in Australia.
My mission is to get you into the right new car. The fleet management procurement team handles all the negotiation and delivers the discount to you.
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