The truth about fire risk: Hydrogen fuel cells and battery EVs
If you think a hydrogen fuel cell vehicle is just a bomb on wheels - a mini Hindenburg on the M1 - or that a battery electric vehicle is a Towering Inferno waiting to happen: here’s why you’re wrong…
Machine Disassembly: My top 10 tips and two important principles
Let’s turn you into a machinery teardown Jedi, the better for those of you with a garage or workshop to repair appliances and equipment efficiently and cost effectively - while keeping all your hair…
What the Swiss EV driving ban means for Australia
A salient warning to the rest of the world, courtesy of the crazy Swiss busily demonstrating to ambient humanity the pitfalls of poor EV strategy...
2023 Volkswagen Amarok: clone car of the year?
Volkswagen recently flew all the usual domesticated so-called motoring journalist car reviewers all the way to South Africa to reiterate Amarok PR talking points. Must be time for an evil bastard to speak truth orbiting the fake Ford Ranger clone…
Tesla Semi: Was I wrong? (Responding to you.)
My recent smackdown of the Tesla Semi long-haul truck was hated by zealots and fanboys alike. But did I miss something? Did the Teslarati finally pin me down with the facts? Let’s see…
Why Tesla's Semi truck might be the worst big rig ever...
Late, ugly and shrouded in unknowns. Little is official about the Tesla Semi truck, but Electric Jesus won’t let the facts get in the way of a good publicity stunt. Here’s why the numbers on Elon Musk’s overhyped long-haul laughing stock literally don’t add up…
Heroic workshop upgrade: Is this the perfect home DIY car hoist?
Let’s fantasise together about a space-efficient, single post vehicle hoist - except it’s real. With this non-sponsored report, you can dream, and maybe even start thinking of how to justify the expenditure for your home DIY workshop or garage…
Volkswagen kicks another epic 'own goal', plus other brand PR fails
Volkswagen PR is the gift that just keeps on giving. It’s time to laugh at some of the funniest recent company branding fails, including one big automotive PR stuff-up of recent times... Can you guess which brand it is and what they did?
Mercedes holds performance hostage behind paywall subscription model
Big bad Benz wants to hold the performance of your new car for ransom behind a paywall subscription model. You'd better pay up and await further instructions. And don't think about calling the FBI. This is a hostage negotiation…
4WD Tech: Can a throttle controller cure turbo lag?
Australia's extreme beard stroking and 4WD modification porn problem is getting out of hand. Let’s do a technical deep-dive into the operation of modern turbocharged diesel engines in order to prevent self-inflicted injuries to your wallet and…down there.
Electric vehicles just got thousands cheaper for ordinary Australians. YE$$$$$$
On the fence because the cost of EV ownership has been a barrier? With your ordinary salary, new legislation means that electric vehicle might finally be affordable. Here’s the recipe for Australia's cheapest EV omelette...
2023 Nissan Pathfinder: 'Don't buy' recommendation
Nissan’s 7-seat SUV has been launched. Nissan Australia claims this one is much better than the R52 predecessor. If you're shopping for a full-size family SUV, press pause and think about the issues I'm gonna raise…
Engine knock, pinging, pinking & detonation: Need to know
Is your car making that distinct sound? If your pride and joy is knocking, pinging or detonating, let us deal with the physics and practicalities of this problem, in case it ever happens to you…down there.
Am I getting the best price on my new car?
Believe it or not, sometimes it is possible for an ordinary consumer like you to have the conviction and resolve to get a great deal on a new car, simply by putting the dealer under pressure…
Caravan from Hell: How an owner got a full refund, eventually...
If you thought caravanning couldn’t get any worse, imagine spending close to six figures and being stuck with an irreparable lemon. Here’s how one unlucky grey nomad couple beat the caravan industry.
What to do if your new car is a lemon...
This report comes courtesy of the Queensland Consumer Tribunal and it's particularly for you if your reasonably new car just happens to be a lemon. When you drop the big bucks on a new vehicle, this is not how it's supposed to go...
Should your next car be electric? Is it all over for internal combustion?
Doubtless you've heard all of the uninformed or misleading hype about electric vehicles. Could you be walking into a financial trap buying a combustion car? Let's talk about future-proofing your next new vehicle purchase…
Land Rover launches limited-edition 'pro-Russia' watch
Brand new limited edition Land Rover Defender watch is kinda from Russia with love, apparently, and in a sense is therefore the anatomy of a ridiculous hilarious scientifically-illiterate marketing own-goal…
EVs and climate change deception. We're trashing the benefit
If you think buying an EV is going to save you money and the planet, then you've been properly tricked by extremely well-funded vested interests both here in Australia and overseas. They want to keep exploiting hydrocarbon resources while you look the other way…
DEATH TRAP UTES? Navara, Prado, Triton and Pajero Sport to lose ANCAP safety ratings
Safety ratings agency ANCAP has just had a website makeover. But, unwittingly perhaps, they may have created the next safety related new car buying disaster which you need to know about...