Lockdown just made the roads safer
Finally, some good news: fewer people have died on Australian roads this Easter. Talk about blessings in disguise…
ACCC investigates GM’s conduct in closing down Holden
As Holden dealers run out of stock early, at least you can count on GM to continue behaving like zero-ethics arseholes, right to the bitter end. Entertainingly so...
Disinfecting your car is car industry fear-mongering
The car industry weighs in on sanitation during zombie apocalypse, apparently without doing basic research…
Factory warranty doesn't matter when buying your next new car
Warranty is a pivotal consideration for many new car buyers - but if you're one such person, you're mistaken. Here’s why…
Struggling car dealers beg for government assistance
Car dealers have started begging for government bail-outs thanks to the zombie apocalypse. This significant group of arseholes are, apparently, running out of toilet paper…
Consumer Law protection after warranty: knowledge is power
The major failure, just out of warranty: a chilling scenario for any car owner. Dealers and carmakers often prey on consumers ignorant of basic consumer law. So don’t be…
March new car sales collapse
The zombie apocalypse has flatlined new car sales here in Shitsville. It’s the perfect storm if you’re in a position to buy a new car right now.
How dangerous is driving, really?
Safe roads versus safe cars, inspired by an excellent question from you. So, exactly how risky is driving in this world of ours?
Honda backfoot: fixed-pricing, fewer dealers, new business model
Honda says it’s gonna get profitable here in Australia again, by slashing dealers and halving its sales. Yeah, good plan.
The truth: When your airbags don't deploy
Hundreds of people have apparently serious crashes in modern cars - and their life-saving airbags do not deploy. What gives?
Choosing the right vehicle for long distance driving
Here in Australia, many people drive long distances, from time to time. Sometimes it’s touring, other times it’s towing - and occasionally neither. How do you choose the best vehicle for that?
Think like an engineer before modifying your vehicle (or caravan)
Nut psychology versus engineering: it’s a fair fight. This is one of the best nut questions ever, highlighting the nuance of the modern automotive nut…
Q&A: Which new car should I downsize to from a Kia Carnival
Australia’s best-selling people mover may look big, but it’s not exactly a freight train. Is your perspective subjectively skewed?
Q&A: Which modification best suits towing with my Toyota Prado?
If you need to tow heavy loads and you’re on the verge of fiddling with your 4WD - down there - think again. Here’s why…
Demonstrators and dealer delivery fees
Demonstrators and dealer delivery fees. Don’t be a dealer’s victim any longer: Enough is enough…
Will Honda leave Australia?
First it was Infiniti, then Holden. Is Honda to be Australia's next automotive brand casualty?
Do diesel engines actually run lean?
Many modern diesel engines don't have throttles while some do. This absence leaves many blue-singlet wearers confused. You know who you are…
Holden dealers exaggerate job losses
Holden dealers imminently to close. But still diligently pumping out the bullshit. That’s real commitment to Australia…
Jeep promises to rebuild Australian consumer trust
Following the recent departure of Holden, Jeep has publicly, and with great certainty and conviction, committed to remaining in Australia... unfortunately.
Q&A: How can a new car be better than my old one?
If you still think replacing your old car with a new one is a flawed exercise and you want DIY servicing, it’s time for a reality check…