Volkswagen loses Federal $125 million Dieselgate fine appeal
VW has lost in its appeal against a record Australian fine for lying to the public in respect of its hyper-polluting diesels. Once again, its reputation is in tatters…
Yet another Jeep spare parts and repair price disaster
Remember a year ago, when the boss of Jeep Australia boldly told us he was revising parts prices, in the spirit (I’m paraphrasing) of being less extortionate? I don’t think it has worked out very well…
New Nissan Pathfinder: Why I wouldn't bother buying one
A tired, old ‘brand new’ Pathfinder is due in Australia this winter, promising to be less of a lemon than the current one, dating back to 2013. I strongly suggest buying something else…
Don't Buy: 2022 Land Rover Defender (and here's why)
New Defender: damn sexy and lemon of the year 2020 contender. Plus: Land Rover Australia with a grubby attack on the freedom of speech...
Jeep Wrangler rollover: epic crash test failure
A shitbox Wrangler has parked on its side after flipping out twice during crash testing in the US. Are you dumb enough to buy this so-called iconic and rugged coffin-on-wheels?
Mercedes finally kills X-Class ute (aka fake Navara)
Mercedes-Benz has concluded it’s mad ambush experiment on customer stupidity. I did warn you X-Class marked the spot...
Jeep blames trolls for sales plunge
Senior executive Jeep adventurers have travelled to Sheepshaggistan and discovered El Mierda - the fabled lost city of bullshit. Get the full story…
LEMON LIST: The top 20 worst cars to buy in 2019
Australia has 51 automotive brands selling passenger vehicles. Let’s shred that list, so you don’t buy the wrong new car
ACCC signs deal with devil (by 'devil' I mean 'VW')
The ACCC channels Faust, while VW’s lawyers train for the 100m ‘bend at the waist’ at the Tokyo Olympiad - metaphorically. Move over Cirque du Soleil...
Ford Focus Transmission Problems
ACCC will sue Ford over dodgy Powershift transmission in Focus, Fiesta and Ecosport, alleging unconscionable conduct by Ford
Is Ford responsible for Mondeo transmission damage?
Can this owner beat Ford and sidestep a five-figure repair bill when a critical computer fails in the transmission - and a service has been missed?
Gag Orders - How Carmakers Buy Your Silence
Being gagged by a carmaker is very, very common. This is the untold story about carmaker customer coercion - duress as a mechanism for shutting you up.
How the ACCC & Australian Consumer Law Fails New Car Buyers - and What You Can Do About It
The enforcement of Australian Consumer Law by the ACCC is a joke - on you - and some car companies are, consequentially, complete arseholes.
Choice 2016 Lemon Car Reliability List
GM Holden, Ford and Audi took podium positions on the local lemon cars list, according to Choice - which is like Consumer Reports in the USA, only with anorexia. About two thirds of these vehicles have problems in the first five years - Holden worst, then Ford and Audi - and about one in seven overall of those problems were major.
Angry owners target worst carmakers online
Fed up with poor car company customer service? These people - and many more - have launched hugely effective anti-marketing campaigns online...
My Volkswagen Golf is a lemon. What do I do?
I want Volkswagen to fix this issue or provide some serious support in trading the car. I am also considering suing them if there is a reasonable chance that this would produce a useful outcome. Advice?
These are the Bad Cars of the Year
If you're in the market for a new car, here's why you absolutely should not trust a car of the year award. Not even as far as Mr Puniverse could throw it.
How Volkswagen Betrayed the World
2015: The year the Volkswagen Group went from being simply incompetent and unhelpful to being a breathtakingly, globally criminal enterprise
Do We Need Tougher Lemon Laws?
You are totally at the mercy of the carmaker’s capacity for good faith, in a dispute. Diagramatically, this is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.