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Friday … a very tough day … second only to Monday. The weekend is so close - but yet so far. Over the next few minutes, relax, unwind, and let Friday's problems slip away.

These are the bozos, bigots and/or bastards - comprising my top 10 YouTube nuts followed by the coveted Cock of the Week award.

The YouTube comments feed is the wild, wild west of retard feedback.

(There are some very nice, educated, polite, considered commenters, too.)

But the comments feed is certainly a place where trolls coalesce. Some creators get quite upset by this, but I like it. It’s what talk radio would be if it weren’t filtered unendingly for toxicity. I actually love these troll arseholes, sitting there in their underwear, alone, making their unique contributions public.

In the immortal words of legend US TV producer Dick Wolf, these are their stories:

Episode #12 - Nut-Fest Friday, 24 February 2017

Episode #11 - Nut-Fest Friday, 17 February 2017

Episode #10 - Nut-Fest Friday, 10 February 2017

Episode #9 - Nut-Fest Friday, 3 February 2017

Episode #8 - Nut-Fest Friday, 27 January 2017

Episode #7 - Nut-Fest Friday, 20 January 2017

Episode #6 - Nut-Fest Friday, 13 January 2017

SPECIAL REPORT: Automotive Cocks of the Year

Do we really need any more car of the year awards? Really? As bandwagons go, this one is already overloaded. I submit to you these alternative anti-awards: the perfect counterpoint to the collective fellatio by media that is the endless parade of purported cars of the year. Cocks of the year are the only industry award accolades you can really trust. A retrospective look at the purveyors of A-Grade automotive bullshit in 2016. Ladies and gentlemen, these are the Cocks of the Year.

  1. Fair Cock of the Year - Genuine is Best campaign
  2. Crazy Cock of the Year - The audience (select members)
  3. Hippocratic Cock of the Year - Ford Focus RS
  4. Iconoclastic Cock of the Year - Holden & Ford
  5. Concierge Cock of the Year - Fiat Chrysler Automobiles
  6. Green Cock of the Year - Volkswagen
  7. Binary Cock of the Year - Tesla
  8. Regulatory Cock of the Year - The Hon. Troy Grant MP
  9. Shock Jock Cock of the Year - Drive and Carsguide
  10. Top Cock of the Year - Holden Captiva

Watch the video to discover why they won.

Episode #5 - Friday December 23, 2016

Episode #4 - Friday December 16, 2016

Episode #3 - Friday December 9, 2016

Episode #2 - Friday December 2, 2016

Episode #1 - Friday November 25, 2016